Cuz... bored.

[tanithryudo]

accuse      agree       anvil       apologize   applaud     bad         
bark        bath        bbb         bearhug     beckon      beer        
beg         blanket     blush       boggle      bonk        bored       
bounce      bow         bpat        brb         brush       burp        
cackle      cannon      caress      cheer       chuckle     choke       
cigarette   clap        comb        comfort     confuse     console     
cower       cringe      cry         cuddle      curse       curtsey     
dance       dirty       disco       doh         drool       drunk       
duck        embrace     eye         faint       fart        fkiss       
flex        flip        flirt       fondle      forgive     frisbee     
frown       fume        gasp        ghug        giggle      glare       
goose       grin        groan       grope       grovel      growl       
grumble     grunt       guh         hair        halo        hand        
hello       hfive       hiccup      hop         howl        hpat        
hug         iwhistle    jump        kiss        lag         laugh       
lick        lip         love        lust        massage     mmm         
moan        mosh        mslay       nap         neck        ear         
nite        nod         nudge       nuzzle      pant        pcpray      
pet         pie         pkiss       pms         point       poke        
ponder      pout        prays       protect     puke        punch       
purr        rofl        roll        ruffle      scold       scratch     
scream      seduce      serenade    shake       shiver      shrug       
sigh        sing        skiss       slap        sly         smack       
smile       smirk       smooch      snap        snarl       sneeze      
snicker     sniff       snore       snort       snowball    snuggle     
sob         spank       squeeze     stare       stroke      strut       
sulk        surprise    swear       swoon       tackle      tap         
tease       thank       think       tickle      torture     twiddle     
type        vamp        wail        wave        whap        whip        
whistle     wiggle      wince       wink        worship     wrap        
yawn        handcuff    propose     guitar      sneer       hrm         
sit         cough       ooo         bjump       bleh        scare       
catch       whittle     duel        fakerep     illusion    smite       
spit        eek         moo         chicken     lol         handshake   
disagree    gaze        roar        flower      grab        roast       
starve      lounge      tantrum     ice         hiss        swirlie     
whee        melt        squeal      whine       emu         sheep       
peck        mutter      slobber     panic       idol        wango       
baby        duh         puppy       juggle      bslam       head        
shudder     pace        pulse       fawn        pine        depants     
clasp       squirm      pinch       bignod      golfclap    flail       
promise     shag        skip        helpme      jeans       eskimo      
gimme       suck        moon        tip         flutter     babble      
hush        worry       bleed       boast       explode     strip       
undress     criticize   insane      cover       pissed      bkiss       
rose        tag         tank        idiot       voodoo      toast       
conspire    support     wrist       steam       liver       tango       
calm        envy        ignore      mock        persuade    remember    
smell       dismiss     plane       jk          akiss       blink       
mighty      tongue      coffee      crazy       inform      potty       
watch       bribe       charade     meow        bigwave     akick       
salute      noogie      invite      liar        tkiss       discod      
gkiss       accept      chain       tdance      horny       jello       
boo         treat       hump        mudwrestle  oilrub      miss        
van         prestore    mercy       pkick       pslay       wlove       
fakelev     y2k         fslay       squirt      rp          sword       
scalp       macarena    paranoid    work        pimp        asocial     
teach       barf        bobbitize   badbreath   sloppy      rgroup      
lazy        headache    notenuff    bhug        greedy      twirl       
soap        pocket      wyoudone    brick       towel       addict      
again       bagel       chortle     clue        chocolate   frolick     
mistletoe   moi         mooch       monkey      runaway     tummy       
village     teapot      tingle      stretch     buttpoke    uh-huh      
pop         hate        lbolt       bind        toekiss     truth       
offer       truelove    madlove     victory     happy       picket      
bah         twitch      stars       cheesy      excite      santa       
freak       dominate    snake       old         brage       jbait       
gtg         np          bslap       wet         slave       bday        
please      adore       grouch      ready       snack       jealous     
virgin      wanker      morning     fantasy     valentine   sick        
cream       muhaha      grape       rant        pirate      wlick       
dkick       proud       popcorn     l33t        unl33t      stiffy      
hella       slurp       hot         sux         smoosh      laff        
belch       poop        luck        blood       lonely      stalk       
shame       scoff       

Some funny ones...

Command :: Output as seen from third party:

anvil :: X utters the word 'anvil' and a mighty anvil falls from the sky on his head!
beg :: The gods fall down laughing at X's request for mercy.
cannon self :: X shoots himself from a cannon!  Quick drop the nets!
choke self :: X is trying to choke himself, strange behavior huh?
confuse self :: X is starting to become more and more confused with each passing moment.
flirt self :: X flirts with himself - this is sad.
massage self :: X gives a show on yoga positions, trying to massage himself.
halo :: A broken halo appears over X's head.
panic self :: X's eyes go wide and he turns and runs SMACK into the wall.
vamp self :: X swirls into his cape, vanishing in a blood red mist.
roast self :: X disappears in a pillar of flames!
chicken self :: X clucks wildly and lays and egg! Wow!
juggle self :: X attempts to juggle knives and nearly puts his eye out! What a fool!
flower self :: X waves his hand and the ground blooms with flowers.
tank self :: In dazzling chivalry, X offers to tank-- for himself!