Tang texts
Nov. 20th, 2005 07:11 pmBeen reading primary texts from Ancient China (about the Tang dynasty, though written later in Late Tang or Song). Man, it didn't pay to be in the government back then...
Wei Zheng: I suggest you kill your younger brother, like, now
Li Jianchen (the Heir): *wibbles* Um...
Li Shimin: OMG die! Emperor-ship, here I come!
Li Jianchen & Yuanji: *dies*
Wei Zheng: *in jail* I told 'em so. But do they listen? Noooo...
Li Shimin: *now Emperor Taizong* I like you. Wanna be in my inner-council-cabinet-of-advisors clique?
Wei Zheng: You suck.
Li Shimin: Right. You get to be my grand-vizier-type-dude.
Wei Zheng: ...
Fang Xuanling: Um, I'd like to retire.
Tang Taizong: No.
Fang Xuanling: But I'm over 50. I'm old! Why don't I get to retire?
Tang Taizong: Are you senile? Gone stupid in your old age?
Fang Xuanling: ...I would like to say yes but my scholarly pride prevents me. Dammit.
Tang Taizong: Then no. Back to work with you!
Fang Xuanling: I'm starting to regret proposing that downsizing early in your reign.
Tang Taizong: Oh and here's some nice nick-nacks and more money for your long and loyal service and all that.
Fang Xuanling: ...
Wei Zheng: *hacks up a lung* Give it up, man. He's never letting us out ofhis clutches the cages court.
Tang Taizong: Oh, Wei Zheng, there you are. Here's some more jobs and responsibilities and all that.
Wei Zheng: ...
Tang Taizong: You get a promotion to go with it?
Wei Zheng: There's gotta be a way to get this disease to kill me. *hackcough*
Right, totally should get back to work now.
Wei Zheng: I suggest you kill your younger brother, like, now
Li Jianchen (the Heir): *wibbles* Um...
Li Shimin: OMG die! Emperor-ship, here I come!
Li Jianchen & Yuanji: *dies*
Wei Zheng: *in jail* I told 'em so. But do they listen? Noooo...
Li Shimin: *now Emperor Taizong* I like you. Wanna be in my inner-council-cabinet-of-advisors clique?
Wei Zheng: You suck.
Li Shimin: Right. You get to be my grand-vizier-type-dude.
Wei Zheng: ...
Fang Xuanling: Um, I'd like to retire.
Tang Taizong: No.
Fang Xuanling: But I'm over 50. I'm old! Why don't I get to retire?
Tang Taizong: Are you senile? Gone stupid in your old age?
Fang Xuanling: ...I would like to say yes but my scholarly pride prevents me. Dammit.
Tang Taizong: Then no. Back to work with you!
Fang Xuanling: I'm starting to regret proposing that downsizing early in your reign.
Tang Taizong: Oh and here's some nice nick-nacks and more money for your long and loyal service and all that.
Fang Xuanling: ...
Wei Zheng: *hacks up a lung* Give it up, man. He's never letting us out of
Tang Taizong: Oh, Wei Zheng, there you are. Here's some more jobs and responsibilities and all that.
Wei Zheng: ...
Tang Taizong: You get a promotion to go with it?
Wei Zheng: There's gotta be a way to get this disease to kill me. *hackcough*
Right, totally should get back to work now.