New VitaminWater Flavors
Dec. 22nd, 2007 02:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tanithryudocharge:
lemon-lime (b+electrolytes)
Blurb:
superheroes aren't what they used to be. what happened? it's like saving the world is a huge hassle or something? no one wants to take charge anymore and there's just lots of finger pointing and "he said she said". not to mention vests to stop speeding bullets, elevators for tall buildings and villains running amuck (insert evil laugh here).
that's where we come in. the b vitamins and electrolytes in here will unleash your inner superhero and give you what you need to take charge of any situation. and when you do finally ink that contract with the justice league(R), remember the biggest perk of all... underoos(R).
Nutrition (per bottle):
Vitamin C = 100%, B3/B6/B12/B5 = 50%, Potassium = 150 mg
b-relaxed:
jackfruit-guava (b+theanine)
Blurb:
everyone's got issues - bills piling up, car repossessed, dead end job, your boss mike verbally abusing you, relationship talks into the wee hours, more relationship talks, in-laws that never leave, in-laws that move in, recurring nightmares of being naked at work (you have them too, right?) it's enough to make anyone go bonkers.
lucky for you, we've placed b vitamins and theamine in here to keep you calm during stressful times. granted, it still won't keep the in-laws out... but that's what dead bolts are for.
Nutrition:
Vitamin C = 100%, B3/B6/B12/B5 = 50%, I-theanine = 50 mg
(PS: What the heck is theanine???)
lemon-lime (b+electrolytes)
Blurb:
superheroes aren't what they used to be. what happened? it's like saving the world is a huge hassle or something? no one wants to take charge anymore and there's just lots of finger pointing and "he said she said". not to mention vests to stop speeding bullets, elevators for tall buildings and villains running amuck (insert evil laugh here).
that's where we come in. the b vitamins and electrolytes in here will unleash your inner superhero and give you what you need to take charge of any situation. and when you do finally ink that contract with the justice league(R), remember the biggest perk of all... underoos(R).
Nutrition (per bottle):
Vitamin C = 100%, B3/B6/B12/B5 = 50%, Potassium = 150 mg
b-relaxed:
jackfruit-guava (b+theanine)
Blurb:
everyone's got issues - bills piling up, car repossessed, dead end job, your boss mike verbally abusing you, relationship talks into the wee hours, more relationship talks, in-laws that never leave, in-laws that move in, recurring nightmares of being naked at work (you have them too, right?) it's enough to make anyone go bonkers.
lucky for you, we've placed b vitamins and theamine in here to keep you calm during stressful times. granted, it still won't keep the in-laws out... but that's what dead bolts are for.
Nutrition:
Vitamin C = 100%, B3/B6/B12/B5 = 50%, I-theanine = 50 mg
(PS: What the heck is theanine???)
