Playing House 2 - Ouran Host Club - PG
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tanithryudoTitle: Playing House (2/2)
Fandom: Ouran High School Host Club
Pairing: Tamaki/Kyouya
Rating: PG for kissing
Comments: Do NOT question the logic.
~ Daddy's POV is senselessly erratic like Daddy's ADD on crack ~
Tamaki needed to talk to Kyouya.
Well, maybe not talk talk, but he'd really wish those bothersome teachers would stop monopolizing Mommy-er, his best friend-and no more than that...friend-and woe, why is Kyouya ignoring him all day in favor of his textbooks and homework and bookkeeping!!
Nervously twiddling his fingers together, Tamaki focused on staring down M-his friend's long thin elegant neck, wondering if he snatched away the keyboard that was so shamelessly enjoying the attention of Kyouya's long delicate fingers that he could survive the Shadow King's dark evil wrath.
Then Kyouya stood and turned around, making Tamaki jump and furtively wonder if he'd said that out loud. But Kyouya was smiling so it couldn't be that bad, right?
"What is it, 'Tousan'?"
Tamaki had certainly intended to talk to Kyouya, and he would, as soon as he remembered what he had planned on saying before he got distracted by teachers and homework and Mommy's evil wrath.
"Anou... 'Kasan'..."
Wait, that wasn't right. Wasn't he trying to avoid thinking of Mommy as... er...
"Out with it already, Tamaki. What did your father tell you at dinner this time?"
Oh yes, of course it was his father's fault, what with his talking about how he first met his mother and it was love at first sight and then later Father and Mother did what daddies and mommies do so they could have kids and wasn't it so MOVING! So BEAUTIFUL he could cry and share his joyous tears with the world! ...Or at least with Kyouya--
"MMPH!"
Kyouya's lips were soft and slightly open which made sense since he was pretty sure how this french kiss thing was supposed to work. Kyouya's body was a little stiff against him but Mommy was probably just a little shy about doing this outside the bedroom. But that was okay because they were Daddy and Mommy and they could do what daddies and mommies do and then...
SLAM! "GYAH!!" "EH?!?"
...have that perfect family with the kids too.
Tamaki remained lost the haze of his fantasies for a few moments longer before finally realizing that Mommy had pushed him back enough to separate their lips.
"I guess that means Haruhi's ours then!"
And then reality came crashing down.
"WAAAHH!! Haruhi! Children mustn't walk in on Mommy and Daddy like that!"
Reality...such as it was.
Tamaki flailed about hysterically, trying to cover Haruhi's eyes, not noting the fact that she was just trying to breathe from his tight hold on her face. It was perhaps a blessing that his narrow focus prevented his mind from registering what else the Hitachiin twins were saying in the background.
"You think it was Tono's and Kyouya-senpai's first kiss?"
"That didn't look like a first kiss."
"Hey but if Tono already had Kyouya-senpai then why was he trying to fight us for Haruhi to begin with?"
"Maybe he's just a pervert."
"Kyouya-senpai probably know--uh oh."
The twins were the first to feel the tell-tale danger sign of their hairs rising up on the back of their necks, but soon even Tamaki registered the chilling aura of DOOM permeating the room. Slowly, he turned around and his eyes turned into pinpricks when he registered the dark cloud that was emanating from Kyouya.
"...m-mommy?"
SLAM!
In the next moment, the Hitachiin twins found themselves standing outside the Music Room doors again, holding a half-conscious Haruhi between them and their ears still ringing from Tamaki's last shriek. In unison, they looked at each other and slowly blinked, once. Then, in one smooth motion, Hikaru swung Haruhi's arm around his neck to take her full weight upon himself just as Kaoru reached out and pulled from nowhere a sign that he affixed to the clubroom door.
'Host Club Canceled Today Due To Family Affairs'
It was only the truth.
~ The end ~
Fandom: Ouran High School Host Club
Pairing: Tamaki/Kyouya
Rating: PG for kissing
Comments: Do NOT question the logic.
Tamaki needed to talk to Kyouya.
Well, maybe not talk talk, but he'd really wish those bothersome teachers would stop monopolizing Mommy-er, his best friend-and no more than that...friend-and woe, why is Kyouya ignoring him all day in favor of his textbooks and homework and bookkeeping!!
Nervously twiddling his fingers together, Tamaki focused on staring down M-his friend's long thin elegant neck, wondering if he snatched away the keyboard that was so shamelessly enjoying the attention of Kyouya's long delicate fingers that he could survive the Shadow King's dark evil wrath.
Then Kyouya stood and turned around, making Tamaki jump and furtively wonder if he'd said that out loud. But Kyouya was smiling so it couldn't be that bad, right?
"What is it, 'Tousan'?"
Tamaki had certainly intended to talk to Kyouya, and he would, as soon as he remembered what he had planned on saying before he got distracted by teachers and homework and Mommy's evil wrath.
"Anou... 'Kasan'..."
Wait, that wasn't right. Wasn't he trying to avoid thinking of Mommy as... er...
"Out with it already, Tamaki. What did your father tell you at dinner this time?"
Oh yes, of course it was his father's fault, what with his talking about how he first met his mother and it was love at first sight and then later Father and Mother did what daddies and mommies do so they could have kids and wasn't it so MOVING! So BEAUTIFUL he could cry and share his joyous tears with the world! ...Or at least with Kyouya--
"MMPH!"
Kyouya's lips were soft and slightly open which made sense since he was pretty sure how this french kiss thing was supposed to work. Kyouya's body was a little stiff against him but Mommy was probably just a little shy about doing this outside the bedroom. But that was okay because they were Daddy and Mommy and they could do what daddies and mommies do and then...
SLAM! "GYAH!!" "EH?!?"
...have that perfect family with the kids too.
Tamaki remained lost the haze of his fantasies for a few moments longer before finally realizing that Mommy had pushed him back enough to separate their lips.
"I guess that means Haruhi's ours then!"
And then reality came crashing down.
"WAAAHH!! Haruhi! Children mustn't walk in on Mommy and Daddy like that!"
Reality...such as it was.
Tamaki flailed about hysterically, trying to cover Haruhi's eyes, not noting the fact that she was just trying to breathe from his tight hold on her face. It was perhaps a blessing that his narrow focus prevented his mind from registering what else the Hitachiin twins were saying in the background.
"You think it was Tono's and Kyouya-senpai's first kiss?"
"That didn't look like a first kiss."
"Hey but if Tono already had Kyouya-senpai then why was he trying to fight us for Haruhi to begin with?"
"Maybe he's just a pervert."
"Kyouya-senpai probably know--uh oh."
The twins were the first to feel the tell-tale danger sign of their hairs rising up on the back of their necks, but soon even Tamaki registered the chilling aura of DOOM permeating the room. Slowly, he turned around and his eyes turned into pinpricks when he registered the dark cloud that was emanating from Kyouya.
"...m-mommy?"
SLAM!
In the next moment, the Hitachiin twins found themselves standing outside the Music Room doors again, holding a half-conscious Haruhi between them and their ears still ringing from Tamaki's last shriek. In unison, they looked at each other and slowly blinked, once. Then, in one smooth motion, Hikaru swung Haruhi's arm around his neck to take her full weight upon himself just as Kaoru reached out and pulled from nowhere a sign that he affixed to the clubroom door.
'Host Club Canceled Today Due To Family Affairs'
It was only the truth.
