PoT fic: That Time of Month (parts 1 & 2)

Title: That Time of Month (parts 1 & 2)
Series: None (though later parts may cross over into the Psidai series)
Fandom: Prince of Tennis
Rating: PG
Pairing: Golden Pair
Genre: Crack and humor
Word Count: 517, 909

Edit: This fic is dedicated to the Golden Pair, whose teamup has been terminated (slaughtered, torn apart, ripped asunder, walked over, defiled...) by Konomi in the PoT manga. T_T (4/22 Update: On receiving further information about the manga, the jury is still out on what's going on between Eiji and Oishi. There are indications of the possibility that Eiji is just having a lover's spat about Oishi not telling him about the full extent of his injuries. So I'm going to reserve judgment until things are explained to my satisfaction.)

( One year ago, in a certain time of the month... )

Translations:
Tadaima = I'm home
Oniisan = Older brother
Otouto = Little brother

Author's Notes:
This came about from more post-dinner crack discussed between me and cashew.

I'm going to have to scrap or change the part with Fudomine though. After looking up the bio's, it seems that both Shinji and Kamio have older sister(s), so they can't be clueless with Ann. I guess I'll figure something out. Also, regarding Hyotei, it seems that neither Shishido nor Ohtori have sisters. Mukahi and Oshitari, on the other hand, do. Ah well.

Disclaimer: Prince of Tennis and all associated characters belong to Konomi-sensei. Midol doesn't belong to me either. Don't sue me over this. It ain't worth it.