Amused with Chaos
Jul. 22nd, 2005 02:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tanithryudoYeah, been whiling away some time with the MUD. Still haven't come even close to lvl 110 yet, much to my own chagrin, once I figured out a quest thingy all by my little self... for a lvl 110 item. :p Well, at least now I know how to get it again.
Anyway, picked up a jug of whisky from the Faerie Kingdom. Took a drink and was told that I was drunk. Someone urged me to go fight while I was in that state... and, well...
Whacking the worm from a Atrocious Apple while drunk:
<1758hp 1595m 914mv> [ 100% ]
A Worm misses you.
A Worm misses you.
Your slash misses A Worm.
Your slash tickles A Worm.
Your slash scratches A Worm!
Your slash misses A Worm.
<1758hp 1595m 914mv> [ 97% ]
A Worm misses you.
A Worm decimates you!
Your slash misses A Worm.
Your slash misses A Worm.
Your slash swats A Worm.
Your slash BUTCHERS A Worm!
Your slash BUTCHERS A Worm!
<1818hp 1595m 952mv> [ 89% ]
A Worm HARMS you!
You clumsily avoid A Worm's attack.
Your slash misses A Worm.
Your slash decimates A Worm!
Your slash GASHES A Worm!
Your slash misses A Worm.
Your slash GASHES A Worm!
<1754hp 1595m 952mv> [ 79% ]
A Worm decimates you!
A Worm scratches you!
Your slash ELIMINATES A Worm!
Your slash misses A Worm.
Your slash MUTILATES A Worm!
Your slash MUTILATES A Worm!
<1645hp 1595m 952mv> [ 58% ]
kk
You take a mighty swing at A Worm.
Your slash *DESTROYS* A Worm!
...etc.
Whacking the worm from an Atrocious Apple while sober:
<1877hp 1595m 1086mv> [ 90% ]
You take a mighty swing at A Worm.
Your slash ****OBLITERATES**** A Worm!
<1877hp 1595m 1086mv> [ 51% ]
A Worm misses you.
A Worm misses you.
Your slash RAVAGES A Worm!
Your slash BUTCHERS A Worm!
Your slash GASHES A Worm!
<1877hp 1595m 1086mv> [ 37% ]
A Worm misses you.
A Worm misses you.
Your slash GASHES A Worm!
Your slash BUTCHERS A Worm!
Your slash BUTCHERS A Worm!
Your slash RAVAGES A Worm!
Your slash misses A Worm.
<1877hp 1595m 1086mv> [ 19% ]
kk
You take a mighty swing at A Worm.
Your slash ***FOSSILIZES*** A Worm!
A Worm is DEAD!!
...etc.
Hehe. Okay, so not the most functional state to be in for a serious fight. But it's funny the way I was getting tickles and swats along with MASSACRES and MUTILATES (which are above my average BUTCHERS and RAVAGES). If only I'd get that much randomization in my slices (kk's) too, *then* it might be worth it to do a serious fight with drunk on. :p
Edit: Also died twice today. And I was doing so well too. Once was the final boss in Chess... which is supposedly a lvl 90 at max place. That's just not cool, dammit. Another time in Elsinor. Yeah, the Planes of Denmark. Shp.
Anyway, picked up a jug of whisky from the Faerie Kingdom. Took a drink and was told that I was drunk. Someone urged me to go fight while I was in that state... and, well...
Whacking the worm from a Atrocious Apple while drunk:
<1758hp 1595m 914mv> [ 100% ]
A Worm misses you.
A Worm misses you.
Your slash misses A Worm.
Your slash tickles A Worm.
Your slash scratches A Worm!
Your slash misses A Worm.
<1758hp 1595m 914mv> [ 97% ]
A Worm misses you.
A Worm decimates you!
Your slash misses A Worm.
Your slash misses A Worm.
Your slash swats A Worm.
Your slash BUTCHERS A Worm!
Your slash BUTCHERS A Worm!
<1818hp 1595m 952mv> [ 89% ]
A Worm HARMS you!
You clumsily avoid A Worm's attack.
Your slash misses A Worm.
Your slash decimates A Worm!
Your slash GASHES A Worm!
Your slash misses A Worm.
Your slash GASHES A Worm!
<1754hp 1595m 952mv> [ 79% ]
A Worm decimates you!
A Worm scratches you!
Your slash ELIMINATES A Worm!
Your slash misses A Worm.
Your slash MUTILATES A Worm!
Your slash MUTILATES A Worm!
<1645hp 1595m 952mv> [ 58% ]
kk
You take a mighty swing at A Worm.
Your slash *DESTROYS* A Worm!
...etc.
Whacking the worm from an Atrocious Apple while sober:
<1877hp 1595m 1086mv> [ 90% ]
You take a mighty swing at A Worm.
Your slash ****OBLITERATES**** A Worm!
<1877hp 1595m 1086mv> [ 51% ]
A Worm misses you.
A Worm misses you.
Your slash RAVAGES A Worm!
Your slash BUTCHERS A Worm!
Your slash GASHES A Worm!
<1877hp 1595m 1086mv> [ 37% ]
A Worm misses you.
A Worm misses you.
Your slash GASHES A Worm!
Your slash BUTCHERS A Worm!
Your slash BUTCHERS A Worm!
Your slash RAVAGES A Worm!
Your slash misses A Worm.
<1877hp 1595m 1086mv> [ 19% ]
kk
You take a mighty swing at A Worm.
Your slash ***FOSSILIZES*** A Worm!
A Worm is DEAD!!
...etc.
Hehe. Okay, so not the most functional state to be in for a serious fight. But it's funny the way I was getting tickles and swats along with MASSACRES and MUTILATES (which are above my average BUTCHERS and RAVAGES). If only I'd get that much randomization in my slices (kk's) too, *then* it might be worth it to do a serious fight with drunk on. :p
Edit: Also died twice today. And I was doing so well too. Once was the final boss in Chess... which is supposedly a lvl 90 at max place. That's just not cool, dammit. Another time in Elsinor. Yeah, the Planes of Denmark. Shp.
